shakespeak

i'm doing the shakespeare contest.

so i told my sister so.

i told her i was doing a monologue of this prissy woman from macbeth.

i read it to her.

afterwards she looked at me.

just looked.

and she said,

you're too damn sassy.

i told her that her clay chocolate ice cream scoop cones looked like crap.

literal crap on a cone.

i also mentioned that her strawberry swirl one looked like the napkin of a preteen girl who just got her period.

she stopped speaking to me.